I Can Steal Your Mother

The Brick presents

I Can Steal Your Mother

written, performed, and illustrated by Max Wittert

playing October 30-November 15, 2026

at The Brick Theater

running time 65 minutes

tickets $25-50

I Can Steal Your Mother is a fully-illustrated comedy hour from artist and comedian Max Wittert. Composed of over 1,200 original drawings, this autobiographical surreal storytime cruises through Wittert’s personal timeline, including, but not limited to: haunting memories of French Toast, neurotic freeway fantasies, and reincarnated goddesses.

CREATIVE TEAM

Direction by Peter Smith

Produced by Paul William Levine

Scenic design by Arnulfo Maldonado

Stage managed by Emilie Osborne

Tech direction by Robin Margolis

Find them: @ICanStealYourMother @maxwittert @paulfromschoollatenight @ptrsmith

Content warning: strobe lighting

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